A festival of Disneyporn

A festival of Disneyporn: Neil Maclane

First gig you went to?
Either Coercion my friends band at Dunnington infants school or Def Leppord (sic)

First record you bought?
Ghostbusters by Ray parker Junior, it was a seven incher and shiny black to the eye

What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?
The squeals of the innocent - a BBC sound effects record from 64

Worst hairstyle you had?
When i was small i thought that gel would make me more interesting to the opposite sex, unfortunatly, those stinking cunts at Loreal the gel manufacturing company neglected to specify the appropriate amount of gel an 11 year old might want to apply to his (or hers) mullet [see the side of toothpaste - ‘for a child use the amount of (a pea)]. So i used lots and had pink bits where i’d used too much and it went hard and it had finger made trade marks in it. DAMN!

Your most embarrassing moment?
Pretending i’d just blown my nose when my father found me up with a tissue

What is your favourite fantasy?
I like the work of Freud and sometimes i jack off in a gas mask with a fork in my belly

Have you ever had an encounter with the Police & what happened?
I get let off because i’m a snivelling white middle class buffoon with a small cock.

What cartoon character do you most identify with& why?
I like violent Tom & Jerry