What was your first record?
A Scottish Bagpipe Band record
There's a lot of bagpipe things in your biography - didn't you have some sort of instrument that was all pipe and no bag? What sort of noise does that make?
Yeah, that was my first instrument - it sort of squeaks. The bags make a whine, but this just squeaks.
Most embarrassing record in your collection?
Stackridge. Do you know them? No, you're too cool. Put 'Stackridge' - if they know them, they'll know how uncool that is.
Worst hairstyle?
I've had many. A mullet. I was thinking of Bono. There was a brief period when the mullet was cool - Bono, Jim Kerr...
Most embarrassing moment?
I'd have to think... I don't think I can answer that. Maybe thats the answer - if something really embarrassing had happened to me, I'd remember it, wouldn't I?
If you had a gun, who should be worried?
Robbie Williams and Liam Gallagher.
Liam's turned down the fight. He says its undignified and not rock and roll.
Good on him.
Whats your favourite fantasy?
Liam Gallagher beating the shit out of Robbie Williams
What cartoon character do you most identify with?
Cartoon character? Thats not something I've ever identified with... Who was that little cartoon character that advertised seven-up? Fido Dido. People say I look like him becasue my eyes are close together. And I've got spikey hair like him.
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