pilot

CD shooting party

Ink’s party leaders Blair, Hague, Kennedy and The voice of reason gathered at a secret location to pass judgement, track by track, on the new manifestos from the music hustings

PILOT – BOOGIE NIGHTS PHONOLOGIC

LIPA crew attempts to show where all that money is going

HAGUE: Isn’t Pilot a clothing chain?
KENNEDY: This is just a vehicle to prove they can all play their instruments.
HAGUE: A typical LIPA band . [Shouting at the speaker in a demented fashion] Put your trumpet away and get a job in Tesco’s.
(Sounds of laughter from CD)
HAGUE: Well, I’m glad someone can laugh ‘cos we’re not.

INDIAN SUMMER

BLAIR: [in the style of an advert voice over] ‘Chilled for Ibiza - 18 pumping tracks for the summer…’
THE VOICE OF REASON: Why are they attempting to be Sade?