As far as we can tell this is genuine, but even if it isn't it's top quality satire - I guess when we see the video we'll know how genuine it is:
CASTING CHRISTINA AGUILERA VIDEO CASTING:
Christina Aguilera music video ''Beautiful''
Director: Jonas Akerlund
Interview Date(s): Tuesday-TOMORROW (11/5) and through the week !!!!
Shoot Date(s): Friday and Saturday 11/8 & 11/9 (MOST ACTORS WORK ONE DAY
ONLY)
Shoot Location: LA
Pay Rate: SEE BELOW
Submission Instructions: NO E-MAIL SUBMISSIONS PLEASE!!! PIX AND RESUMES IMMEDIATELY-
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY TO:
xxx xxxxx
This song is a ballad..the scenes that accompany Christina's performance footage
will all be beautiful vignettes....all different types of COMPELLING people,
in many different situations, going from feeling their own personal sadness
to realizing that they, and their life, are truly "Beautiful".....These
roles ALL require excellent actors.
Actors will be asked to lip synch a little bit of the song at their audition....some
actors will also be asked to cry on cue. Please have them come prepared. Christina's
album is already in the stores it's called "Stripped"."
Jonas Akerlund is the multi-award winning director of
Madonna's "Ray of Light" and U2 "Beautiful Day" videos
and the FEATURE FILM "SPUN" ....and the list goes on!
ROLES:
Teenage Girl with Braces: ALL ETHNICITIES - TEENS.....She is beautiful, compelling
and interesting, MUST BE A STRONG
ACTOR and MUST HAVE BRACES!! $350 + 20%/DAY
Mom of Teen Girl: All ethnicities- 33-45...She is beautiful, compelling and
interesting...must be a strong actor!! $350 +
20%/12 hour DAY
Anorexic Girl/Woman: All ethnicities 16-35.....Must be extraordinarily skinny.....must
look anorexic....must be a strong actor!!! $350 + 20%/12 hour DAY
Mexican Man: 42-55....he is expressive and compelling...must be a strong actor.
$350 + 20%/12 hour DAY
Hip-Edgy-Sexy STRAIGHT Couple: 18-27, male and female
ALL ETHNICITIES...don't have to be a real couple...DO HAVE
TO BE hip, edgy, sexy, beautiful, and completely comfortable passionately
kissing a person of the opposite sex in the video.
Must be a strong actor!!! $350 + 20%/12 hour day
Hip-Edgy-Sexy GAY MALE Couple: 18-30, ALL
ETHNICITIES....don't have to be a real couple...DO HAVE TO
BE hip, edgy, sexy, beautiful, and completely comfortable passionately kissing
a person of the SAME sex in the video.
Must be a strong actor!!! $350 + 20%/12 hour day
30-something GUY: (30's) ALL ETHNICITIES He is very handsome, hip and cool.
The guy who loves to go out and have a great time on a Saturday night....but,
parties a little too hard. Must be a strong actor! $350 + 20%/12 hour day
Older Woman: 50-85. She is beautiful with an incredibly interesting face.
She has seen many years and many things...extremely expressive and excellent
actor here is mandatory!! $350 + 20%/12 hour day
Thin Teenage Boy: 13-18...He is slightly awkward but still really adorable
and kind of cool in his own way...he works out, ''pumps iron'' trying to build
his physique..must be a strong actor!! $350 + 20%/12 hour day
Street-Hooker: 27-40...All ethnicities...She has fallen on hard times (duh,
she's a hooker).....once very beautiful, her looks have become somewhat worn
and faded....$350 + 20%/12 hour day
White Trash Shop Clerk: 40-55, Caucasian... FEMALE...not a
charicture, not comedy...think ''Gummo'' or ''Bully''...works at a truck stop.....from
the ''armpit'' of Florida so to speak...$350 + 20%/12 hour day
White Trash Dad: 40-55, Caucasian, not a charicature, not comedy...must be
a strong actor....from the ''armpit'' part of
Florida so to speak. $350 + 20%/12 hour day
Hip-Hop Guys: 18-25, Male, All ethnicities....They are
urban,young, hip, with total hip hop style...must be strong actors.... $350
+ 20%/12 hour day
Punk Rocker: Male or Female, early 20's.....Hard core....spiked hair or something
equally Punk Rock...no fakers no fauxhawks....want the ''real deal''....good
actor hugely helpful!
$350 + 20%/12 hour day
Lesbian Women: 40's, all ethnicities....should appear instantly ''feminist''...I
know not all feminists are Lesbian, TRULY I DO...but do you get what we're
going for here? Thanks! Strong actors a must!!$350 + 20%/12 hour day
Christina Aguilera ''Stand-in'': 18-29....Looking for a very close visual
match... will get her exact measurements ASAP...but, check out one of the
thousands of photos of her on line if you don't know what she looks like...she's
very petite!!! $200 +
20%/per 12 hour day
SEXUALITY:
Daily
Star: Lesbian photo romance
Poem:
Bisexual barbie
Playing
gay: Dark Angel's Cindy
Elle
Magazine: The "bi try" articles
Chasing Amy
Tatu perpsectives
BUFFY:
Willow's
love poem
Spaced
meets Buffy
MUSIC
NEW:Woolworths
1983 music ad(Real)
:NEW:Britney
loves her mam
JJ72
promo poster
:Sing
Sing ecard
Delgados
jukebox
Ex-Rental
download
Mouldy
Peaches/Strokes review
Brett
Anderson poetry review
Shadow
Factory: Sarah sleevenotes
Wilderness
Children lyrics
Cerys
Matthews gossip cutting
Sarah Records end-of-mission
statement
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