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"I am an antichrist; I am a sporty spice" she sang. She cheerfully admits that her homeless song is "a bit naive, but its what I feel". She hasn't married a footballer. She would , of course, be distraught at being a bisexual icon, what with how she isn't a lesbian. She is no lesbian. Not at all. You can't imagine getting drunk with Emma Bunton, having a laugh with Victoria Beckham, going pig-bowling with Mel B or doing anything at all with Geri Halliwell, but Mel C has - somehow - managed to stay pretty sane throughout the speece adventure. We like her, and we ain't ashamed to admit it.