He denies rumours that he's got a foot tucked into his boxers. He draws the line at throwing cold meat at the disabled. What the hell is that accent?

Oh, never mind, Placebo's Brian Molko is everyone's favourite ambiguous, cross-field, cross-dressing sex dwarf. Eyes with the innocence of a child, songs about bruises and the most luscious lips this side of Tim Burgess. He may have quietened down a bit, but your parents still wouldn't rest easy knowing he was in your bed.

Bothsidesnow doesn't have its own Molko-lust list, but wholeheartedly endorses Molkorific.